If you give a mouse a hunk of brie,
she'll want a crisp grannie smith apple to go with it
and if you give her a grannie smith apple,
she's going to want a glass of pinot grigio to go with it
and if you give her a glass of pinot grigio,
she's going to want ANOTHER glass of pinot grigio to go with it
and if you give her another glass of pinot grigio on a Thursday night
she's going to fall asleep in the middle of the Colbert Report
and if she falls asleep in the middle of the Colbert Report she's going to wake up early
and if she wakes up early she's going to get hungry earlier and need a snack
and if she's hungry earlier and needs a snack, she might go to the refrigerator and see a hunk of brie
and you know, if you give a mouse a hunk of brie.....
Or so the story goes...